Write a parody of hamlets famous to be or not to be lines.

this can be anything like to rap or not to rap or to travel or not to travel 25 lines in total

To be, or not to be: that is the question:_x000D_
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer_x000D_
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,_x000D_
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,_x000D_
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;_x000D_
No more; and by a sleep to say we end_x000D_
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks_x000D_
That flesh is heir to, ‘tis a consummation_x000D_
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;_x000D_
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;_x000D_
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come_x000D_
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,_x000D_
Must give us pause: there’s the respect_x000D_
That makes calamity of so long life;_x000D_
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,_x000D_
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,_x000D_
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,_x000D_
The insolence of office and the spurns_x000D_
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,_x000D_
When he himself might his quietus make 

With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,

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